There once was a court from the south,
Whose ruling caused quite a mouthful,
The Supreme Court stepped in,
To halt the racial sin,
In Texas, where redistricting’s a louse.
There once was a Fox News host quite smart,
Who claimed that Vance played a part,
Said the president wants
To choose Mamdani, taunts,
Their relationship off to a good start.
There once was a well in the sea,
Where data chief spoke merrily,
Deep underwater it dwelled,
With fishes that swelled,
In the blue sea, oh so breezily.
There once was a woman named Sarah,
Who criticized leaders with flair,
She scorched the administration,
For their frightening communication,
Her words left them in despair.
There once was a governor from New York,
Who explained why her GOP challenger took the fork.
He out MAGA’d Trump,
With his policies, the chump,
Leaving the president in a dork.
There once was a virus so vile,
State health officials did compile,
To monitor contacts near,
But they had no fear,
No evidence of spread, all the while.
There once was a president bold
Who accused six Dems, we are told
Of “seditious behavior”
In a wild, fierce labor
For urging the military to hold
There once was a Patrol at the border,
Their surveillance system would order,
To watch Americans’ actions,
In all of their factions,
Big Brother’s eye grew even broader.
There once was a meeting so rare,
Donald Trump and Mayor-elect pair,
No fireworks did appear,
Just a cordial tone sincere,
In the White House press, they were a happy pair.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose anger caused quite the thump.
Republicans canceled a session,
Causing quite the confession.
Threats poured in with quite a chump.