There once was a man named Jennings
In line for the press secretary mission
He appeared on the panel
After Katie’s debut scandal
His fate in the White House position
There once was a press secretary named Psaki,
who tore into Zacharia quite saucy,
Her debut performance,
Was met with abhorrence,
Psaki’s criticism was quite bossy.
There once was a man on a ride
At Six Flags, to his seat he was tied
But he fell to his doom
In front of the gloom
Witnesses watched, horror implied
There once was a cop named McInerney
DNA evidence pointed his way
To the murder of a girl
In a case that did swirl
From church she was taken that day
There once was a star from Texas
Who hit Noem with a line so reckless
The reminder was damning
And the message was slamming
Noem got it hard without any excess
There once was a President bold,
Whose message to MAGA was told.
Critics seized on the dire,
Making their voices higher,
In limericks, the story now’s told.
There once was a man with some flair,
Who spoke of Trump without a care,
MAGA and Vance,
He’d critique and enhance,
In limericks he’d lay it all bare.
There once was a host who doubled down,
In his late-night show with a frown,
He cracked many jokes,
That left folks in yokes,
But his humor was known all over town.
There once was a man named Trump
Who insulted a protester with a thump
He called her “scum” in a rant
After she was attacked, he did taunt
In Youngstown, it caused quite a bump
There once was a show with great karma
Aaron Paul and Dean Norris brought the drama
With tributes to Mitte
Who played Walter White’s sweetie
In the Emmy-winning series with drama