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There once was a man named Armando,
Who criticized the president’s commando.
In limericks he’d jest,
At the leader’s behest,
With wit and humor, his words would go.

There once was a widow in trouble
Her hyphen caused stress in double
She tried to remove
But faced quite a behoove
A process that made her see red, but no bubble

There once was a beast in the store
In the produce section it did explore
Didn’t take a single thing
Just caused a bit of a fling
But left without making a chore

There once was a blackmailer clever,
Howard Lutnick said, with a shiver.
Jeffrey Epstein was his name,
His wealth came from his dark fame,
A neighbor with secrets to deliver.

There once was a First Lady so sly,
Whose husband, with posts, did imply,
Through AI videos they’d attack,
His rivals with no lack,
In the world of politics they’d vie.

A primatologist shared his picks,
Of the president’s dominance tricks.
He studied with care,
And found it quite rare,
In the world of political cliques.

There once was a president in a spot,
Whose position seemed shifted a lot.
His views did change,
In a wide range,
Leaving many questioning his plot.

There once was a comic, Ronny Chieng
Who found Trump’s attempts quite amusing
To compromise with Dems
Left him scratching his head
In confusion, his laughter was brimming

There once was a host of Late Show,
Whose comment was cited, oh no!
The president heard,
Thought it quite absurd,
Doesn’t sound like a compliment, so.

There once was a group called PEN,
Whose report found censorship again,
States and activists did their part,
But the federal government’s start,
To limit free speech is a bit insane.