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There once was a Vice President, Vance,
In 2026 he took a stance.
A critic then said,
“We’ve fallen, how dread!”
Our nation’s in quite a bad trance.

There once was a veep from D.C.,
Who couldn’t foresee what would be.
Transactional voters she’d find,
Surprised by the change in their mind,
A lesson for her, plain to see.

OpenAI used AI to trace
The person who planted the base
In an X post they claimed
Their success can be named
A smart move, no time to waste

There once were some ghosts on the track,
Who returned with a vengeance to attack.
They haunted the place,
With a ghostly embrace,
And caused quite a panic and flack.

There once was a firm named Express,
Hit with fines for anti-money stress,
Three fifty million in the pot,
For laundering they got caught,
Now they’re trying to clean up the mess.

There once was a man from the ride
Ejected, he took quite a stride
Hit different parts, oh what a plight
Witnesses gasped at the sight
His journey was quite a wild ride

There once was a man named Gillis,
Whose comments caused quite a fuss.
Comparing his hair to Hitler’s,
And gym attire for women, he’ll stir.
Backlash came swift and severe, thus.

There once was a judge named Ana Reyes,
Furious at trees cut for golfing plays.
No proper notification,
Caused much frustration,
For a course built in trees, she dismays.

There once was a man named Musk
Who claimed he’d cut back on his risk
But the tables did turn
Now political spending will churn
In a dramatic and unexpected twist.

There once was a man named Broglio,
Whose views on justice were strong as a Rio,
He condemned the plan,
For a livestream ban,
Of Hasan’s firing squad, oh no.