Ex-RNC Spokesperson Reveals The ‘Pretty Astonishing’ Thing About Trump’s Portland Push
There once was a man named Miller,
Who argued the president’s thriller,
Said troops in the city,
Could bring about pity,
But many thought it was just filler.
There once was a man named Miller,
Who argued the president’s thriller,
Said troops in the city,
Could bring about pity,
But many thought it was just filler.
There once was a president sly
Who shared an AI-altered lie
A video was posted
Of a meeting boasted
But the truth was just pie in the sky
There once was a host quite contrary,
Who found something truly scary,
The president’s tweet,
Peddling deceit,
On social media, oh so wary.
There once was a host with great zest,
Mocking the president, he jest,
Over a governor’s check,
Response that was a wreck,
On the “Daily Show” he’d protest.
There once was a Hall of Fame rocker
Whose visa issues caused quite a shocker
International stars
Also hit by these bars
Their plight continues to grow darker.
Atsuko Okatsuka revealed a joke,
Forbidden in Riyadh, it broke,
Comedians were asked to refrain,
From humor that might cause disdain,
Their laughter Saudi law did provoke.
There once was a pop star in plight,
The White House mocked her, not polite.
Referencing a song,
They thought to play along,
But critics were quick to ignite.
There once was a host, quite bold,
Who fired back at VP, we’re told.
The audience erupted,
As the insults erupted,
In late night TV, quite uncontrolled.
There once was a man with insurance,
He wanted to know the assurance,
He asked with a grin,
“What kind do you win?”
And hoped for a good reinsurance.
There once was a girl named Emma
So sheltered she knew not trauma
Ignorant of her lack
In her cozy life track
Never needing a homeless drama