Ex-RNC Spokesperson Reveals The ‘Pretty Astonishing’ Thing About Trump’s Portland Push

There once was a man named Miller,
Who argued the president’s thriller,
Said troops in the city,
Could bring about pity,
But many thought it was just filler.

‘National Embarrassment’: Critics Rip Trump Over ‘Disgusting’ New Attack On Democrats

There once was a president sly
Who shared an AI-altered lie
A video was posted
Of a meeting boasted
But the truth was just pie in the sky

Seth Meyers Exposes The ‘Secret’ Trump Didn’t Push In Bonkers AI Video

There once was a host quite contrary,
Who found something truly scary,
The president’s tweet,
Peddling deceit,
On social media, oh so wary.

Jon Stewart Totally Rags On Trump’s Portland Talk Using 1 Blast From The Past

There once was a host with great zest,
Mocking the president, he jest,
Over a governor’s check,
Response that was a wreck,
On the “Daily Show” he’d protest.

Cat Stevens Postpones North American Tour Over Visa Issues

There once was a Hall of Fame rocker
Whose visa issues caused quite a shocker
International stars
Also hit by these bars
Their plight continues to grow darker.

Comic Spills The Beans On ‘Censorship Rules’ At Controversial Saudi Comedy Festival

Atsuko Okatsuka revealed a joke,
Forbidden in Riyadh, it broke,
Comedians were asked to refrain,
From humor that might cause disdain,
Their laughter Saudi law did provoke.

Donald Trump White House Hits Back At Ariana Grande

There once was a pop star in plight,
The White House mocked her, not polite.
Referencing a song,
They thought to play along,
But critics were quick to ignite.

Jimmy Kimmel Brings Down The House With A Blunt Response To JD Vance’s ‘Bulls**t’

There once was a host, quite bold,
Who fired back at VP, we’re told.
The audience erupted,
As the insults erupted,
In late night TV, quite uncontrolled.

Fox Host’s Fitness Segment Goes Horribly Wrong

There once was a man with insurance,
He wanted to know the assurance,
He asked with a grin,
“What kind do you win?”
And hoped for a good reinsurance.

J.K. Rowling Calls Emma Watson ‘Ignorant’ In Scorched-Earth Social Media Post

There once was a girl named Emma
So sheltered she knew not trauma
Ignorant of her lack
In her cozy life track
Never needing a homeless drama

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