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There once was a host, real-time star
Who worried ’bout backlash, by far
To his dinner, so grand
With Hollywood’s hand
Preemptively, he raised the bar.

There once was a filmmaker named Musk,
Who spoke out on a powerful tusk.
Splurging millions with glee,
On Trump and the GOP,
Midterms funding, a bold and brash husk.

There once was a survey so vast,
By The Associated Press and NORC cast,
Their research did show,
What the people did know,
Their findings were found unsurpassed.

There once was a Trump donor so bold,
Said, “She can’t escape what I’ve told.”
With a smirk on his face,
He felt quite in place,
His power and influence he’d sold.

There once was a man named Hinton,
Famed computer scientist with a mission.
He warned of AI’s risks,
And took on the president’s disc.
Geoffrey’s voice was a critical addition.

There once was a president named Kotlikoff
Who declared a new policy to stop scoff
“Zero tolerance,” he proclaimed,
For violations unnamed,
Chapters faced suspension, that’s the payoff.

There once was a House speaker so nervous
That powerful people might face a service
For their actions, he feared
If Democrats appeared
In the House and the Senate, no less.

There once was a man called Keffe D,
Sentenced to forty years, you see,
For the murder of Tupac Shakur,
In prison, he’ll endure,
Justice served for all to decree.

There once was a robot from Germany,
Accused of a crime quite flummery,
With a probe in the air,
Authorities did declare,
Investigating the case merrily.

There once was a tweet by Guilfoyle
To gain sympathy was her goal
But luck was not on her side
Her narrative still did not glide
For her efforts just took a toll