Pache.co Information Technologies

There once was a judge with a view
Who said a nude child photo won’t do
“It’s like a family pic,
Not child porn,” he’d pick,
A controversial stance, but it’s true.

There once was a man named McCaffrey
Took on the president one day
For an idea he found
Was not on solid ground
“Against American values,” he’d say

There once was a man from D.C.
Who sent troops to Portland with glee
He thought it was wise
But it drew many cries
And sparked controversy for all to see

There once was a host who showed no love,
To the president, with a brutal shove,
A supercut came into play,
On “Late Night,” causing dismay,
No mercy was shown from above.

There once was a chimney so high
In New York it scraped the sky
But with a big boom
It met its doom
And now it’s just rubble nearby

There once was a man named Mulvaney,
Who refused to debate a podcaster, okay?
He wanted to discuss,
The government shutdown fuss,
But he steered the conversation away.

There once was an admin so bold
Who stopped a project, we’re told
More layoffs in sight
For workers, a plight
In Trump’s actions, the story unfolds

There once was a host named Kimmel,
Whose show got suspended, oh bimmel!
He revealed his big fear,
That his time was near,
But he’s back now with laughs and with whimsical.

There once was a child, just eleven,
Who made a sweet gesture from heaven.
Kimmel shared on TV,
With Colbert, gleefully,
In limerick form, the story was given.

Harold Ford Jr. wasn’t convinced, alas,
About one thing in Trump’s defense class.
He found the address quite lacking,
With doubts and skepticism stacking,
In thoughts that he couldn’t surpass.