Russell Brand Arrives At Court For Trial On Rape And Sexual Assault Charges
There once was a comic so bold
In court, a trial to unfold
In Southwark he’d stand
For weeks, take a stand
His story soon to be told
There once was a comic so bold
In court, a trial to unfold
In Southwark he’d stand
For weeks, take a stand
His story soon to be told
There once were two men in debate,
On qualifications, Iran, and AI’s state.
Graham and Andrews clashed,
On topics unhashed,
On Sunday evening so late.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose actions caused quite a stumped.
CNN’s analyst said,
He’s a key reason dread,
For the chaos he always thumped.
There once was an ad campaign launch,
That drew bipartisan backlash, staunch.
The administration’s plan,
Faced criticism from every clan,
The ads left many in a punch.
There once was a race in Michigan
For Abdul El-Sayed, it was quite a win
The Senate was his aim
In the political game
Now the Democrats all cheer and grin
There once was a mayor from the City
Who criticized Homeland’s pity
For the shooting of Belgal
In the Bronx, a sad tale
His response was not pretty or witty.
There once was a storm post-tropical,
Downgraded but still quite not stoppable,
It weakened with might,
But still posed a fright,
A threat that was almost unstoppable.
There once was a Chief named Rick Lorah
In Erie, he upheld the law
A shooting occurred
Details were blurred
The circumstances were deeply eerie
There once was a state called Tennessee
Whose execution went awry, you see
It brought renewed scrutiny
To their death sentence unity
A failed attempt made all agree
There once were unsolved cases so grim,
With victims, families, and cops in a spin.
They worked day and night,
To bring wrongs to light,
But the answers seemed out on a limb.