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Soccer fans cried out in dismay,
As FIFA’s prices began to display,
A betrayal so grand,
They could barely stand,
To afford the World Cup this way.

There once was a governor named Bob
Warned of flooding that gave quite a throb
The levels were high
He let out a sigh
Urging all to prepare for the job.

There once was a town called Minneapolis
Where leaders all raised quite a fuss
About racial profiling, they fear
As ICE agents drew near
Their worries, they couldn’t discuss.

There once was an actor named Drebin,
Tried to distance himself from a sin.
In the film with RFK Jr.,
He now wants to blur,
But his past still hangs under his chin.

There once was a man from Utah,
Charged with killing, oh what a rut.
In court he did appear,
As his lawyers did steer,
To restrict media access, that’s the cut.

There once were some workers so fine
Isolated a damaged gas line
Stopped the flow at half past nine
Utilities saved the day
Thanks to their skills, all is fine

There once was an AG named James
Whose case was put under flames
The grand jury declined
For the second time
To re-indict, ending all claims

There once was a Rep named Magaziner
Who said, “You don’t know the good guys from the bad guys.”
In Rhode Island he’d roam,
Telling truths of the unknown,
Guiding others with actions much wiser.

Several social media users said,
The annual title must not go to their head.
It’s not an endorsement,
Just a moment in the spotlight, a moment
For the winner to bask in instead.

There once was a man named Glasheen,
Whose testimony was quite obscene,
It was called amateur
In U.S. law enforcement, for sure,
His legal knowledge was not keen.