Constitutional Scholar Invokes 2 Infamous Kings In Stark Donald Trump Warning

There once was a man named Tribe,
Who spoke out against any jibe.
Dictatorship he’d resist,
In this country he’d insist,
For freedom he would always strive.

‘Utter Clown’: Critics Rip ‘Moron’ MAGA Senator After Truly Unhinged Idea For Trump

There once was a senator named Lee,
Whose comments were quite hard to foresee.
With ideas so bizarre,
He would often spar,
And leave everyone feeling quite queasy.

Natalie Harp Gives Rare Interview With A Familiar-Sounding Twist

There once was a human printer,
Who worked for Trump, no quitter.
Inside the administration’s gates,
He spilled secrets of debates,
In limericks, a truth transmitter.

Average 30-Year Home Loan Passes 7% As Mortgage Rates Keep Climbing

There once was a rate quite high,
Since Jan. 16, 2025, it did fly.
It soared at a peak,
The highest we speak,
A record that reached to the sky.

Trump Adviser Urges President’s Administration To Boycott Fox News

There once was a man named Navarro,
Who didn’t like what he saw on the show.
“Why do we let anybody in
This administration,” with a grin,
He questioned, as the cameras did glow.

DNA Evidence Doesn’t Match Man Who Spent Decades On Death Row

There once was a man from Utah
Who spent years in prison, what a strut
Now he’s back on trial
But the prosecution won’t compile
No death penalty, that’s the cut

Working The ‘Polls’: Content Creators Spot A Creative, Spicy Way To Recruit Election Workers

There once were influencers with clout
Who took off their shirts to shout
They danced with a pole
And played a new role
With “thirst traps for democracy” they spout

Riverside County Sheriff Ordered To Return 650,000 Seized Ballots

There once was a sheriff named Bianco
Who thought that his actions were just so
He seized many ballots
But the court said “no gallants”
Now he must return them, even though.

Canadians Hit Back At Trump’s Name Changes By Taking Away This ‘Embarrassing’ Honor

There once were some officials from Ottawa
Who feared Trump would give them a bother
If they took away
His honor one day
But they stood up and did it with honor

Netanyahu Uses U.N. Speech To Paint Israel As The Victim While Bragging Of Violence

There once was a prime minister from Israel,
In New York, he faced protests and a swell,
Hundreds marched against his visit,
While delegations didn’t miss it,
In the Big Apple, tensions did dwell.

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