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There once was a plan that flopped,
It probably didn’t go the way they hoped,
They tried their best,
But failed the test,
Their dreams were thoroughly mopped.

There once was a lady named Grisham,
Who accused Trump of being a big ham.
She told CNN with glee,
“He acts like a dictator, you see,”
Which caused quite a media grand slam.

A man known for deceit and lies,
His supporters now see through disguise,
With prices that soar,
They can’t take it anymore,
Daniel Dale’s words don’t surprise.

There once was a crisis so dire,
With food and gas costs much too high.
Americans struggling to get by,
The prices just seem to fly,
An affordability crisis they can’t retire.

A data guru claimed with a swoon,
Numbers like these are a boon.
Determining elections,
With precise selections,
The president’s collapse came too soon.

There once was a strategist, so bold,
Who railed against Trump, we’re told,
In Washington, D.C.,
He designed gauche glee,
In limericks, his story is told.

There once was a man from Florida,
Who abused athletes under the radar,
He thought he could hide,
But the law was on his side,
Now in jail, he’ll be seen from afar.

There once was a judge named Tim Kelly,
Who found revocation to be quite smelly.
The journalists’ rights had been breached,
Their due process rights impeached,
In the White House, things got quite upswelly.

There once was a farmer in crisis,
Whose fuel bill had spiked to great prices,
He spoke out with distress,
As his funds grew much less,
In the national farm crisis he rises.

There once was a man from a suburb,
Bloodied and injured, a disturbing blur,
In an encounter with the law,
Left with wounds and sore,
In Chicago where things occurred.