The world’s biggest trade bloc holds a lot of cards,
Ready to retaliate, it guards
With a good plan in place,
Top officials embrace,
In disputes, they won’t be caught off guard.
There once was a host quite bold,
Who gave the president a parody boost,
With jokes that were funny and true,
Making the audience all chuckle and hoot,
The “Tonight Show” host was on a roll.
Regarding DOGE, the president added,
“I think it will end,” he had stated.
But the meme coin still thrives,
Despite all the dives,
To the moon it seems undaunted.
There once was a boy named Miller
In Costa Rica, a tragedy thriller
Brett Gardner’s son, just fourteen
His loss, so unforeseen
In hearts, his memory will linger
There once was a court with a seat,
The winner would make it complete,
A liberal control,
Or a conservative stroll,
For 15 years, they’d compete.
There once was a man named Garcia
Who made a mistake, oh how bizarre
Officials said he can’t be brought back
As he’s no longer in U.S. sack
Now he’s free as a bird, la-di-da
There once was a show about The Beatles,
With actors that were top of the fleets.
Mescal played Paul,
Quinn was George, the cool stall,
And Keoghan and Dickinson were treats.
There once was a man named Mangione
Charged with murder by firearm alone
The penalty could be death
For taking someone’s last breath
Now his fate is still unknown
The damage to science is dire,
Can’t be fixed soon, we inquire,
1,900 warn,
A long road to adorn,
Our nation’s research, we admire.
There once was a veep from D.C.
Shared a video and claimed with such glee
That Trump is a president of peace
In a Danish territory he did release
But many disagreed, you see.