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There once was a man named Lemieux
Who sadly bid life adieu
At age 60 he died
By suicide he sighed
Leaving authorities feeling blue

There once was a man from LA,
Who struck twice, in his own way.
His record now stained,
Two strikes he obtained,
Leaving the town in dismay.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose role as chairman made some jump.
The White House did not say,
If he’d continue to play,
On the center’s board as a lump.

There once was a system of refund
By Customs and Border Protection, so sound
But the Department of Justice appealed
The judge was soon revealed
Chaos ensued, turnaround unbound

There once was a singer named Valli
With the Four Seasons, he sang with such glee
“The Last Encores” tour he did start
Saying farewell, it broke many a heart
As the original member, he’ll be missed, you’ll agree.

There once was a singer named Valli
With the Four Seasons, he sang with such glee
“The Last Encores” tour he did start
Saying farewell, it broke many a heart
As the original member, he’ll be missed, you’ll agree.

There once was a host named Bill,
Who mocked the president with skill,
Only 34% approved,
Distractions were disproved,
In limericks, he always got thrill.

One official from Defense did confide,
For the White House event, he’d decide,
“No fatties,” was the decree,
For the military to see,
At the UFC, slim soldiers provide.

There once was a podcaster who said,
“I’m not sure if it’s good for our head,
America’s fate is in doubt,
I’m clueless about a way out,
Let’s hope we don’t end up misled.”

There once was a president bold
Who thought he was worth more than gold
He boasted with pride
His attraction worldwide
But his ego, most found, was quite cold