There once was a Rep. so keen,
Voted for America First, it would seem,
No wars, she did declare,
In the political affair,
Marjorie Taylor Greene, living the dream.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who consulted with one big lump,
Benjamin Netanyahu’s the one,
Not Congress, or people, how fun,
Moulton’s words left a big thump.
There once was a President Trump
Who said it would take quite a hump
For Iranians to heal
From the attack’s ordeal
Several years, he did presump
There once was a man named Honig
Who criticized the DOJ with chagrin
Their lack of action, he said
Was purposeful instead
In an editorial he let his thoughts begin
There once was a man named Carvalho,
Became superintendent in twenty two.
He ruled with fair hand,
In the school’s grand stand,
His leadership shining through.
There once was an actor, so bold,
Unleashed on the president, we’re told,
During an appearance, he went,
On MS NOW, his views he sent,
Promoting his new series, so gold.
There once was a man named Jon Majors,
Assaulting his girlfriend, the saviors
Of justice were stern,
But he did not learn,
Avoiding jail time, his behavior.
There once were people who’d sigh,
Getting work with no time to comply.
Advocate spoke with a huff,
“What are they to do, strut and bluff?”
Forced to work, no good-bye.
There once were World Cup matches quite grand,
In Foxborough they were planned.
But security costs made them stall,
Who will cover them all?
The games are now hanging in the balance.
There once was an airport so grand
That banned Crocs all over its land
Then they said with a frown
Pajamas won’t go down
Now travelers must stick to their plan.