There once was a president bold,
His health took a turn, we were told.
With prostate cancer he’d fight,
Breaking his silence in the night,
Brave and strong, his story will unfold.
There once was a rap star, you see,
Had a message for all to decree,
Said, “Motherf**kers, be damned,
Trying to cancel my brand,”
But the haters just let it be.
Global markets took quite a dive,
As Moody’s threw U.S. a slight jive.
Downgraded credit,
Caused investors to fret,
Dollar dropped, futures not alive.
There once was a host named Bill Maher,
Who imagined with quite a flair,
If a Democrat was involved,
In a scandal unresolved,
Republicans would surely despair.
There once was a star named Eddington,
Asked if he feared reentering the U.S. ton,
For a film on Trump’s reign,
He said he’d face the pain,
With courage, he’d shine like the sun.
There once was a CEO named Doug,
Whose store was hit hard by a tug.
With prices now higher,
He felt like a crier,
Thanks to the president’s trade war plug.
There once was a clinic in Cali
Where a bomb caused quite the big rally
Police called it a crime
An act quite unkind
In California, it’s the latest tally.
There once was a bridge with heavy traffic,
At 8:20, there was a big crash, quite dramatic.
No one was hurt,
In the collision alert,
The bridge remained strong and pragmatic.
The FDA gave its approval with care,
To Novavax’s COVID-19 fare.
With restrictions quite odd,
But still giving a nod,
To protect and to help all prepare.
There once was a person from CA
Who caused quite a commotion that day
With rambling online posts
And explosive boasts
At a fertility clinic they’d say