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There once were some divers so brave
Who searched ‘neath the watery wave
If a body they’d find
They must leave it behind
Respecting the life that they gave

There once was a tradition so old,
To fool stags, a practice so bold.
With a rival’s call,
They would stand tall,
In hopes the true deer would unfold.

There once was a firing so vast
At the Justice Department, oh what a blast
Doxxing fears grew
As chaos ensued
Now some worry this won’t be the last

There once was an Idol named Sam,
Who left the church with a slam,
In his memoir he’d tell,
Of his journey through hell,
Embracing his truth in a jam.

A lawmaker expressed great dismay
At the team’s actions displayed that day
To protect men who raped
Children, he gaped
At the senseless lengths they’d gone astray.

A judge, quite federally astute
Noted orgs still in financial dispute
They can’t reach their funds
As last night’s news still stuns
Their situation remains quite acute

There once was a man named Kennedy
Whose comments were deemed quite unfriendly
Dr. Ekeroma did say
It was all a display
Of lies, a complete fantasy

There once was a fracking exec so bold,
Taking over an agency, we’re told.
With little purview,
Over oil and gas, it’s true,
In this new role, his hands may not hold.

There once was a man, just twenty-two,
Suspended from school, it is true.
An incident occurred,
Philadelphia’s word,
Interim suspension until they knew.

There once was a man named Ed Martin,
Who threatened to take legal cartin’,
Against those who dared,
To mess with Musk’s doge team, he declared,
A battle of politics and law startin’.