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There once was a vent from Kilauea,
On Hawaii’s Big Island, they say.
Fountains soared to the sky,
More than 250 feet high,
An awe-inspiring sight on display.

There once was a Late Show host so bold,
Who taunted a billionaire, we’re told.
Over his signature loot,
He let out a big hoot,
And left the rich man feeling cold.

There once was a comedian named Desi,
Dared the president, said “bring it on,” quite crazy,
With humor and sass,
She threw down the gas,
In the face of power, she’s not lazy.

There once was a host of late night,
Who showed right-wingers’ lack of foresight,
Their ideas were a mess,
They had caused him distress,
And on his show, he put up a fight.

There once was a president, so they say,
Whose response drew criticism that day.
At a press conference so grand,
With Israel’s Prime Minister, hand in hand,
His words left many frowning in dismay.

There once was a man named Trump
Who poked a bear in a dump
Charlie Angus did declare
That it was quite unfair
Now the bear is giving a thump

There once was a president, quite stern,
Critics said his new plan they did discern,
“It sure sounds like something,”
He’d railed against with a bling,
But his supporters would never adjourn.

There once was an anchor on MSNBC,
Who warned of intentions most malicious, you see.
He said “It doesn’t mean
They’re not quite obscene,”
In the news he reported with glee.

A “Tonight Show” host was persistent
Made a prediction about the president
With humor and wit
He shared it, bit by bit
Leaving the audience quite insistent

There once was a press secretary so candid,
About her boss, she spoke quite candidly and
In a cleverly-edited show,
Her thoughts on him did glow,
Late Night viewers thought it was grand.