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A plane hit the ground with a roar,
Causing a fireball to soar,
Injuring a person in a car,
Who didn’t have to travel far,
To be caught in the plane’s deadly lore.

There once was a Rep. named Hayes,
Who was cautious in all of her ways,
Negotiating with care,
She’d always prepare,
To keep her votes from going astray.

There once was a fact-checker named Dale
Who worked hard to uncover the tale
Trump’s claims were all wrong
In his tweets, very strong
But the truth would always prevail.

There once was a girl named Rümeysa
In custody, she had quite a bad day
Asthma attacks she did face
Her hijab was a disgrace
By a nurse, torn off without delay

After missing one deadline with speed,
And then being late with another deed,
The judge wasn’t amused,
And the order he issued,
To get things together with heed.

There once were inspectors so few,
To check every ship that came through.
Only a dozen remained,
Their workload was strained,
Inspecting 200, at least, was their due.

There once was a joke that was quaint
It wrote itself without any complaint
It made people laugh
With a humorous staff
And became a comedic mainstay so great

There once was a lawsuit from Alabama,
Against prisons, a grievance they hurled
For illegally harvesting parts,
Of those who died with broken hearts,
The case will continue, the judge did say.

There once was a CEO named Jeffries
Accused of some awful deeds
With dementia at play
He can’t stand trial today
Abercrombie’s ex-boss is in need

There once was a singer named Levine
Who admitted to feeling quite shaken
He told Howard Stern
That his stomach did churn
Said he’d been scared, no mistakin’.