There once was a resident, legal,
Whose protests caused quite a legal debacle,
Though no laws were broken,
Security risks were spoken,
In Trump’s view, it was all quite unsolvable.
The S&P 500 rallied with might,
In a week of monstrous swings and fright,
After veering all day,
Between gains and dismay,
Ending chaos on an uptrend flight.
There once was a man named Trump
Whose policy changes made markets jump
Senators cried “Oh no!”
As trillions did go
Lost value was quite the big lump
There once was a child of just eight
Whose birthday would come a day late
A fatal accident struck
Mayor Adams said “Oh, what bad luck”
In New York, they mourned their sad fate.
There once was a girl named Cara
Who claimed the President looked healthier
With a straight face she swore
But others thought it a bore
And ridiculed her with fervor.
There once was a man named Shane Al
Whose charges were dropped in a squall
Impersonating officials was the claim
But the judge dismissed it as just a game
Now he’s back with his iPhone and all
There once was a man named Quest
Who said, “We’re far from the rest”
The situation’s still grave
But we must be brave
For we’re not yet out of this mess.
There once was a man quite the boast,
He could usher in a new era most,
Late night host joked with glee,
Of prosperity to see,
But his promises turned to mere ghost.
There once was a lady named Ksenia,
On a plane back to the USA,
Marco Rubio did say,
In the media, known as Khavana,
Homeward bound now she’ll stay.
A famous actor named Dave
Said scandal thoughts won’t go away
From the set of Ansari’s show
His behavior caused a big blow
Remorseful, he now must pay