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There once was a mayor from the city,
Whose case was dismissed, what a pity,
Judge Ho made it clear,
Charges couldn’t reappear,
Now Trump’s team is feeling quite gritty.

There once were two sisters, Bennett,
Who accused their own brother, no less.
In New York they filed suit,
Their wallets to recoup,
For they claim he enriched, to excess.

There once was a lawsuit so bold
For work done in days of old
Five million to pay
For 100’s display
Before the election, we’re told

There once was an app that was banned
In the U.S. it couldn’t expand
If a buyer’s not found
It will no longer be around
So its fate lies in someone’s hand

A strategist joined “The Beat” show
Had a theory about tariffs, you know
On MSNBC he’d share
His puzzlement and despair
About the impending levies’ blow

There once was a man named Braun,
With Kushner he was tightly drawn,
Arrested four times,
For various crimes,
Since his sentence was commuted at dawn.

There once was a man named Keith Self,
Who brought up Goebbels in stealth,
At a Congressional meeting,
The Nazi’s words repeating,
Concerns of censorship, good for his health.

There once was a man from Washington
Who surrendered before the fight was on
The family of Rifkind
To Paul Weiss opined
That his actions were clearly all wrong.

There once was a wedding so grand,
Where timing played a key hand,
Powell did say,
On the “Today” show that day,
For friends, a bond that will stand.

There once was a billionaire, so bold,
Whose move in Wisconsin, we’re told,
Backfired, said Enten,
As Schimel faced defeat then,
In the Supreme Court race, not gold.