There once was a senator from Texas,
Who dared to question the president’s nexus.
He spoke with such flair,
But got quite a stare,
For challenging the leader’s complexus.
There once was a president from up north,
Whose critics urged reporters to go forth.
“Keep bringing it up,”
They said with a huff,
Ignoring his demands, they brought it forth.
A man who was quite the conniver,
Two words came back to haunt
Donald Trump’s onetime confidant,
Now facing consequences dire,
For his actions, he must now require.
There once was a Late Show host who
Had an odd moment, don’t you know
The president’s answer
About tariffs did gather
And took an unexpected turn, oh
There once was a man named Polis
Who flipped the president’s crisis
He turned it around
With a smirk and a frown
Proving his political prowess
There once was a woman named Susan,
Whose words caused quite a commotion.
With one simple line,
Cheers soared, all feeling fine,
For her powerful, impactful notion.
There once was a senator from Jersey
Whose speech was incredibly wordy
Lasting 25 hours straight
It left us all in a daze
Frank Luntz explained the impact quite clearly.
There once was a paper so bold
Whose editorial board foretold
How the president’s slight
Could spark quite a fight
And leave Republicans feeling quite cold.
There once was a rock star quite bold,
Who feared what the future would hold.
After his European tour,
He couldn’t endure,
The uncertainty left him cold.
There once was a man named Kilmer
Who battled cancer, a grim thriller
Though he recovered
His fate was uncovered
He passed at 65, a heart-wrenching pillar