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There once was a billionaire sly,
Dodged questions from Jessica, oh my!
No explanation was given,
To the people he’d driven,
With responses that left them awry.

There once was a tech billionaire,
Who tried to intervene with care,
In Wisconsin’s court case,
But fell flat on his face,
His efforts left voters in despair.

A skilled actor of great repute
In movies he’d often be cute
From “Top Gun” to “The Doors”
And in “Heat” he soars
His talent was truly acute

There once was a congressman, McGovern,
Who found the GOP’s claims quite forsworn,
Their “family values” far off the fairway,
He said with dismay,
In Congress, his words were well sworn.

There once was a man named Trump
Kosta summed up the case, quite plump
After 10 weeks in office
He pointed out his malice
Now we all see the president’s bump

There once was a man from North Carolina,
Who warned of damage that seemed quite dire-a,
He spoke of the costs,
And potential loss,
Tillis feared the outcome was quite dire-a.

The president was filled with shock,
Complaining about the upcoming talk,
Arranged by Kid Rock,
With a comic who’d mock,
In a meeting that was sure to unlock.

There once was a president bold,
Who wanted to seek another hold,
Despite what the Constitution said,
He might run again, it is said,
But the rules must be followed, we’re told.

There once was a market so bold,
With neck-twisting swings, we are told.
Uncertainty abounds,
Trump’s tariffs confound,
In U.S. stocks, the story is told.

There once was a governor from Minnesota,
Who had a response quite superior,
To a billionaire’s scheme,
He debunked it with steam,
And left him feeling quite inferior.