NASA Astronauts Speak Out In First Interview After 9 Months In Space

A journey unexpected, they say,
Williams and Wilmore convey.
No blame, just lessons to learn,
For the twists and turns they did discern,
Their mission continues, come what may.

Harvard Law Professors Warn ‘Rule Of Law’ Is Buckling Under Trump

A large faculty group did explain,
Legal profession under strain,
Trump’s enemies in sight,
They’re ready to fight,
In support, their rare letter did claim.

Jeffrey Epstein Accuser Says She Has 4 Days To Live

There once was a girl named Giuffre
In the hospital she had to stay
It was a serious mishap
But she’ll soon be back on track
Wishing her a speedy recovery, we pray

Kenan Thompson Confused By Morgan Wallen’s Sudden ‘SNL’ Exit

There once was an actor so keen,
Who thought he had to intervene.
“I thought he had to go,
To the potty, you know,”
Just a funny little scene.

NYPD Officers Accused Of Burglary And Forcibly Touching A Sex Worker

There once were two rogue cops named Justin,
Who turned off their cameras on a whim.
They broke into a place,
And stole cash with no trace,
Now justice must catch up with them.

Pop Songs And Press-On Nails: Social Media Clocks Subtle Recession Indicators

There once was an economist bold
Who claimed the jokes were all told
The economy’s in disarray
No time for laughter, he’d say
Uncertainty’s grip taking hold.

Kid Rock’s White House Fit Crashes And Burns On Social Media

There once was a musician so bold
In the Oval Office, a sight to behold
Conservatives were silent
Over his stuntman attire, defiant
Their criticism, it swiftly unrolled

Comic Fired From WH Correspondents’ Dinner Hits Back With 1 Scathing Trump Reminder

There once was a comic named Ruffin
Who found herself in a huffin’
She crashed Seth Meyers’ gig
To cut short his divisive quig
After she got dropped, it was no bluffin’

Yale Professor Leaving U.S. Spots Exact Reason For Trump’s ‘Brutal’ Attack On Universities

There once was a scholar named Stanley,
Whose words about fascism rang heavily,
He warned of a sign,
That the future’s not fine,
For academic freedom, quite gravely.

Jon Stewart Exposes Trump’s Favorite Defense With 1 Scathing Question

There once was a president sly,
Whose strategy was to just lie,
Avoiding accountability,
Was his main capability,
In the end, it will be his goodbye.

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