There once was a site issue, so they say
Trump’s official claimed they might sway
Suspending a provision
Caused much division
A major concern on display
There once was a man named Reich
Who slammed Trump with all his might
He criticized the lackeys
For spreading lies so hackneyed
In a crock that was truly a sight
There once was a president in fame
Who hated late night hosts and their game
He tore into each one
For poking fun, oh so fun
But they just laughed and continued the same
There once was a Late Show host named Jon,
Who thought the public will pass on,
His latest idea,
It just wasn’t clear,
If viewers would give it a run.
There once was a woman named McMahon
Whose remarks were hijacked in vain
By a circus of sounds
At the event, all around
She tried to speak but it was all in vain
There once was an anchor on CNN,
Who slammed the president again,
For his disconnection,
From facts, a reflection,
Of a leader who’s gone off the train.
There once was a president, aloof
Critics had ideas for his spoof
On the roof he’d be found
Making mischief, they’d expound
His antics, they could not reproof
There once was a lady named Tammy,
Whose reply was received with a slammy,
They said “WTF!”,
But she didn’t fret,
For she knew her response was a jammy.
There once was a president, so bold,
Made a blunder that left him quite cold,
Introduced officials wrong,
At the press briefing so long,
At the 2028 Olympics, we’re told.
There once was a host named Seth,
Who was tired of demands that were met.
On his show “Late Night”,
He put up a fight,
And told viewers that enough is enough.