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There once was a man who claimed
Patterns in labor data, he aimed
But when asked for some proof
He showed a big goof
His credibility was quickly maimed

There once was a warning from Benoit,
That inside Gaza, all faced a bleak fate.
Questions arose about Hamas’ criminality,
For posting a video so painfully,
Of a malnourished Israeli’s state.

There once was a man in the White House,
Who claimed he won another big browse,
His critics weren’t sold,
Their doubts uncontrolled,
For truth, they would fiercely espouse.

There once was a man filled with dread
Avoiding the stage, he had said
Andrew Weissmann cried
The president tried
But the truth will not be left unsaid

There once was a critic who’d say
Reality is eroding away
With a skeptical eye
He would constantly cry
As the world seemed to fade and decay

There once was a president so bold,
Whose words about his press secretary were told,
On social media they cringed,
As his comments impinged,
The story soon went viral, we’re told.

There once was a host named John,
Who hoped that Megyn was gone,
But she’s back on the screen,
Like a bad dream,
Now John’s hopes are forever gone.

There once was a senator so sly,
Who trolled the president with a sly eye.
He posted a meme,
The internet did gleam,
The summer’s best laugh, oh my!

There once were some goods priced so nice,
But now they are facing a price spike.
Computers, toys, and clothes,
Their cost really rose,
Consumers must now pay the price.

There once was a gap, quite distinct
‘Tween how we’d act and what we’d think
In moments of fright
We’d act out of spite
Our true selves emerged in a blink