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There once was a president’s dream,
For White House, a new theme,
“The Tonight Show” joked with glee,
On TV for all to see,
A fresh look, or so it may seem.

There once was a man named Raschke
Whose Speed Demon got out of the way
At 283, it did fly
But control went awry
Now a wreck is where it does lay

There once was a statue of Pike
Confederate General, people don’t like
It’ll be reinstalled
In Washington, enthralled
National Park Service, what a strike!

There once was a group from Texas
Who stopped the House in its axis
They blocked the redrawn
The plan by Trump gone
Their actions quite bold and complex

There once was a man named Trump,
Who brought back a fitness hump,
For the kids of the nation,
To improve their foundation,
In hopes they’ll all jump and jump.

There once was an MSNBC host
Who delivered an ominous boast
About Trump’s administration
Causing a sensation
In a monologue they did most coast

There once was an agency quite keen,
To launch a reactor unseen,
Industry proposals they’ll seek,
For a 100-kilowatt peak,
By 2030, the goal will be seen.

There once was a Fox host so bold,
Who said Barron and Sweeney could hold
The greatest dynasty of all,
But the viewers did bawl,
For the idea was too far-fetched, he’s been told.

There once was an osprey so sly,
Who made the trees and bushes fry.
In British Columbia’s fire,
The bird caused quite a dire,
For a cooked fish, it decided to try.

There once was a soldier at large,
Suspected of a killing barrage,
In Montana they say,
He’s armed night and day,
A manhunt is now his charge.