There once was a man named Brown, who fled from the Owl Bar in town
In a white pickup truck, he tried to duck
But he ditched it, oh what luck
Officials said, he’s on the run, a notorious one
Michael Paul Brown, 45, with a frown
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose supporters began to jump,
Even believers in chemtrails,
And Jewish space lasers trails,
Now their loyalty’s starting to slump.
There once was a president named Trump,
Whose economy hit a big slump,
The numbers were grim,
As troubles did swim,
He faced challenges with a big thump.
There once was a man named Musk
Whose cars had everyone in a fuss
He claimed they could drive on their own
But many were not quite so blown
Now he must work to gain back trust
There once was a man named Harry Enten
Who understood the party’s direction
He revealed with no hesitation
Their position in the nation
In the basement, heading for election
There once was a host from “Daily Show”
Who wondered why fans loved one fellow so
It turned out the reason
Was clear to all season
Conservatives found his humor aglow
There once was a man named Colbert
Who begged CBS to give him more
He wanted a new show
But they just said no
So his options he had to explore
There once were some crews on a mission
Who found themselves in a tough position
Though the situation was grim
They couldn’t help but see the humor in
And laughed at their own disposition
There once was a woman named Richardson,
Arrested for assaulting her beau’s son,
Just before the track meet,
Her actions were not sweet,
Now her future in sports is undone.
A Grammy winner of great fame,
Into Halls of Hispanic he came,
Also honored in NYC,
And in Texas, you see,
A musician with a famous name.