There once was a Green Beret named Aguilar,
Who witnessed atrocities that made him despair,
Israeli soldiers and Yanks,
Caused blood to flow in big banks,
At aid sites, the violence was too much to bear.
There once was a man named McGann,
Who killed a couple while they ran,
With two kids in the wood,
It was not understood,
A tragic crime in Arkansas began.
There once was a coin called DOGE,
Democrats found hidden costs in a lodge,
“War on waste,” they proclaimed,
$21.7 billion, they blamed,
Americans’ wallets took a dodge.
There once was a lady named Pam,
Against race-based programs, her slam.
She took aim, no doubt,
At policies throughout,
Her guidance a bold, fiery dam.
There once was a man named Harry Enten
Who said, “This proposal could make all the difference”
For Republicans, it’s true
In elections next year, they’ll come through
With this plan, victory’s in their presence
A judge in California so fair,
Extended protections with care,
For migrants in need,
Who Trump sought to impede,
Now they’re safe from despair in the air.
There once was a sheriff from Mesa,
Who detained a student, no lesser,
A college girl named Caroline,
In June, they held her in line,
Now under investigation pressure.
There once was a network so sly,
That followed Trump’s dictate, oh my!
Furiously working each day,
To do as he’d say,
On the late sex offender they spy.
There once was a woman named Giuffre,
Who fought for the truth all the way.
She demanded disclosures,
To expose all the closures,
Her bravery shines bright like the day.
There once was a meme from the DOE
Critics claimed it came from the past, you see
They said it was old
And not very bold
But the DOE thought it was funny, heehee