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There once was a president bold
Who wanted “anti-American” gone, or so we’re told
He issued an order
To bar such disorder
From the museum, his plan did unfold

There once was a comic named Desi,
Who told conservatives to be easy,
She said, “In pop culture,
There’s a constant allure,
So calm down and don’t be so queasy.”

There once was a woman who flipped,
Over “The Daily Show” script.
The comments she heard,
Caused her to be stirred,
Now her anger cannot be zipped.

There once was a press secretary
Who claimed her boss was legendary
A Nobel Peace Prize they sought
But many just thought
It was all just wishful commentary

There once was a Dem candidate quite bold
Who asked on “The Late Show” of old
“Isn’t it evident,
In 2024’s event?”
The host’s reply wasn’t foretold.

There once was a storm on the coast,
From Virginia to Connecticut it boasts,
Roads flooded with rain,
Flights delayed, what a pain,
East Coast, hit the most by this host.

There once was a “Late Night” host floored,
By the president’s admission he roared.
In shock and surprise,
With wide open eyes,
His reaction was loudly adored.

There once was a host with a gag,
On the “Tonight Show” he’d brag,
The audience roared,
As his joke soared,
Making them laugh without lag.

There are things that make you go, “hmmmmm.”
Like mysteries that leave you in a jam.
You scratch your head in wonder,
As you ponder and ponder,
The solution to the enigmatic exam.

There’s a thing that’s truly quite dire,
Spreading ugliness, setting fire,
The comedian said,
It’s not the right thread,
For a nation, it will never inspire.