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There once was a man named Joe Biden,
Whose surgery had the news providin’,
A scar on his head,
Left Inside Edition in dread,
But he’s fine and still out there stridin’.

There once was a man named John Bolton
Who served Trump in the White House coltan
For seventeen long months
He weathered the stunts
Of a president with a reputation for scoldin’.

There once was a tackle named Carter,
In the game, he was quite the starter.
But a scuffle with Dak,
Got him an ejection, alack!
Now the Eagles’ plans could be smarter.

There once was a host of Press,
Who said with a look of distress,
That the president soon
Would throw his health boon
Overboard, causing quite a mess.

There once was a host of Late Night,
Who challenged the president’s delight.
In the Oval Office he’d roast,
The boast of his restaurant post,
With comedy sharp and insight.

There once was a man named Gavin Newsom,
Who had a sharp tongue and then some.
He fired back at the governor of Florida,
With receipts in his aura,
Proving his point with aplomb.

A mayor from New York with ambition
Had a “serious” proposal submission
To the president he sent
But it was met with dissent
In the city of great competition

There once was a man named Trump’s secretary,
Whose tinfoil hat caused quite a quandary,
The tabloid editorial board,
Thought his sanity quite ignored,
In their minds, he was clearly contrary.

There once was a man named Kyle Clark,
Who said with a sly little spark,
“If this was in another land,
We’d quickly take a stand,
And speak of it boldly in the dark.”

There once was a man named RFK Jr.
Who faced the Senate with quite a stir
But fears about his health care handling
Were not put to bed, quite demanding
Appearances can be deceiving, sir.