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There once was a psychedelic drug,
Banned in the U.S., but with a hug,
The study paved the way,
For approval in a day,
Now research can give it a tug.

There once was a voter, so bold
Put hope in a leader, we’re told
But when help was required most
The leader gave a ghost
Now the voter feels cold and old

There once was a home loan crusade,
White House targeted those who strayed,
Fed governor was accused,
Of having homes, they diffused,
Multiple residences displayed.

There once was a shooter from church
Visited a gun shop in the search
Killed two kids, caused much pain
Injured many, left a stain
His actions left the community in lurch

There once were attorneys in Everglades,
Fighting for rights in legal parades,
For detainees they’d appear,
To make sure the law was clear,
In Florida, where justice cascades.

There once was a VP so contrary
Who frowned at the bipartisan flurry
As they critiqued the HHS secretary
A beatdown that seemed quite scary
But the VP remained cold and unwary

There once was an announcer named Ruocco
Who mispronounced Schlittler, oh what a fiasco
He admitted the gaffe
With a chuckle and a laugh
Said it was bound to happen, you know!

There once was a shift quite stark
Weaponizing agency, oh hark!
For immigration, enforcement
A drastic movement, no endorsement
A change that left a lasting mark

There once was a snail named Ned,
Whose shell coiled to the left, it is said,
A rare situation,
Caused much frustration,
For reproduction, a challenge ahead.

There once was a Republican from Kentucky
Who criticized attacks quite bluntly
He said even the worst
Deserve due process first
In our country, he argued quite strongly.