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There once was a president, so tall,
Who waved a green flag for all,
As the cars whizzed by,
Underneath the blue sky,
In the race at the National Mall.

There once was a progressive from Michigan
Who checked the veep with a grin
For trying to change the channel
At an Ohio rally speech scandal
Leaving the audience in a spin

There once was a fire called Hawk,
From the Sierra foothills it stalked,
It grew very fast,
More than 10,500 acres amassed,
In the city center, it blocked.

There once was a lawyer named Marc Elias
Who claimed USPS caved to Trump’s bias
In the election they’d sway
But the truth won the day
And their efforts were met with defiance

There once was a bond so grand,
Canada and the States hand in hand,
Their alliance so strong,
It lasted so long,
A friendship that will forever stand.

There once was a man named Mockler,
Who found himself in a weird shocker,
He said with frustration,
This odd situation,
Surely must be a head-knocker.

There once was a judge from Texas,
Denied a new trial, no excess,
Karmelo Anthony’s fate,
In the stabbing death debate,
At a high school track meet, no success.

There once was a liberal named Jess,
On “The Five,” she’d never digress.
Baseless claims she’d debunk,
With facts, she’d debunk,
In debates, her opponents, she’d suppress.

There once was a man who’d bring woes,
As bad as the vile internet trolls,
His actions caused pain,
Like a bot with no brain,
Former ally now clearly shoows.

There once was a host named Abby,
Who couldn’t believe what Trump told the nation so grabb-y;
She gave a quick correction,
With factual detection,
And left the president feeling quite flabby.