There once was a CNN commentator
Who got a quick reminder about the president’s behavior
She was shocked and appalled
By the things he had called
And wondered if he’d ever be greater.
There once was a man named Trump, oh,
Who attacked CNN’s Kristen Holmes, no!
The White House did follow,
To a new low that was hollow,
In a limerick, this story does show.
There once was a man named Dale,
Who hit the president with truth’s hail,
He spoke bluntly and bold,
His words never cold,
That’s how Daniel Dale set sail.
There once was a man named Lanza,
Who said, “I’ve got nothing on this.”
He searched high and low,
But found nothing to show,
Poor Bryan Lanza was left in a crisis.
The board issued a stern warning so grave,
About the president’s latest military wave,
They found his message quite dangerous,
Their stance was quite rigorous,
In the newspaper’s editorial cave.
There once was a man named Kevin Lamour,
Who criticized Infantino’s plan with a roar,
To sell off a stake,
In the World Cup they make,
He thought it was all quite a bore.
There once was a diplomat so wise,
Who couldn’t see through the disguise,
“On all levels,” he cried,
“It makes no sense,” he sighed,
In confusion, he rolled his eyes.
A CNN data guru once said
The group’s shift away from the president spread
Could have a “massive impact”
On the midterms in fact
Their data analysis led.
There once was a PM named Burnham
Who thought he was texting with Wiles
But the truth was quite stark
It was a White House Chief’s lark
As they shared laughs and smiles
There once was a man Cheung by name,
Who didn’t like the Democrat’s aim,
He found the snarky digs,
About the president’s gigs,
With aide Natalie Harp, quite a shame.