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There once was a man named Trump,
Who referred to his foe as a chump,
He called him a slob,
In a Twitter mob,
And started a feud with a thump.

There once was a host named Bill
Who said the Iran war was a thrill
It was a mission worth fighting
Until Trump’s team started slighting
Now the mess they must try to distill

There once was a president in need
Whose golf game was his main deed
Rep. Moulton did say
He’d rather play all day
Than focus on the country’s lead

There once was a reservation so grand,
In Sonoran Desert, quite close to the sand.
With Mexico border near,
62 miles clear,
O’odham land, protected and manned.

A lawyer named Ahmad Assed,
Found the jury’s verdict aghast,
He said with dismay,
In a text to convey,
Disappointment in words amassed.

There once was a police investigation,
At VSU with much consternation.
Chesterfield County joined in,
To find where the trouble had been,
Their efforts brought much satisfaction.

There once was a person so bland
Who never took a strong stand
Yet somehow they’d speak
Their words were quite weak
A platform for nothing in hand

There once was a judge named Lynn Winmill,
Who ruled on laws with a firm, steady quill,
Anti-abortion laws,
Were against the clause,
Of due process, equal rights, and good will.

There once was a storm named Lala,
Hurtling towards the Big Island, say-ah.
The Hurricane Center did warn,
By Saturday morn,
It would be a hurricane, hoorah!

A CNN data analyst could see
Trump’s ratings were quite painful to be
Compared to three past
Presidents amassed
In disapproval, Trump’s on a spree.