The vice president’s promise on Fox News
Seems to be missing something, my muse
His words may sound grand
But actions less than bland
A promise without follow-through cues
There once was a man with no peace,
His niece found his slumber release,
From youthful events,
And lack of content,
Causing his sleep to decrease.
A judge, Obama’s appointee
Lamented, “I must now agree
To the DOJ’s quest
For I must attest
The court has no choice but to decree.”
A man named Amir Hassan
Sought votes in Michigan’s land
But Trump’s endorsement, so grand
Was not enough for the plan
To win over voters, ran out of sand
There once was a Republican said,
“I’m concerned about lawfare widespread,
People prosecuted for spite,
Not for reasons that are right,
Just because someone’s angry instead.”
There once was a senator named Schiff
Who questioned a nominee, Cook, with a tiff
He asked who won past elections with a lift
Before diving into the 2020 election, a swift
Inquiring about politics, Schiff was quite miffed
There once was a government accused,
Of stonewalling, they were amused,
Investigation into crime,
At Zorro Ranch, no time,
Their actions left many confused.
There once was a senator so bold,
Who spoke out against Carville’s scold,
Left-wing candidates he did uphold,
No mincing of words, truth be told,
In politics, his views were quite gold.
There’s a warning we can’t ignore,
A move that may lead to great uproar,
A death sentence, they say,
For species in dismay,
Desperately needing help, that’s for sure.
There once was a Spaniard of might,
Whose fitness was put into plight.
With doubts cast anew,
His U.S. Open bid askew,
To defend his title in sight.