There once was a man of thirty-eight,
With a magazine, his pocket did await,
Loaded pistol found,
In his car, underground,
Police arrested him before it was too late.
There once was a deployment so bold
Criticized by officials, we’re told
Infringing on their city’s autonomy
Democrats say, militarized we roam
Public’s expense, the story’s been sold
There once was a doctor so wise,
Who dodged questions to everyone’s surprise,
He said with derision,
To Sen. Paul’s division,
“Your obsession calls for my demise.”
There once was a fire so grand
Destroyed buildings across the land
Forced folks to leave
Such a terrible heave
No one could truly understand
There once was a president who
Trashed Democrat-run cities, it’s true
Called them dirty and dangerous,
But his comments were met with a fuss
Indelible reactions ensued
There once was a man who had big plans,
But his projects all fell like quicksand.
He tried and he tried,
But his failures were wide,
Talk about epic fails, how grand!
There once was a post quite absurd
Suggesting Spain’s border was blurred
But it turned out untrue
Just fake news to skew
A limerick, the truth has concurred.
There once was a band called Attack
Whose Instagram post didn’t lack
They were “surprised and disappointed”
Their fans were quite disoriented
Their statement brought some flack.
A coalition saw through the guise,
Of the president’s tariffs, unwise.
They declared it a sham,
Just a “pretext,” a scam,
To replace old excuses with lies.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose ratings took quite a bad slump,
From 37, he fell to 35,
In the polls, not a jive,
His approval was in a big thump.