Savannah Guthrie Begs For ‘Someone To Come Forward’ In Her Mother’s Disappearance
There once was a lady named Nancy
Whose disappearance was oh so fancy
The note they released
Hoping it increased
Chances of solving the mystery
Out-Of-Control SpaceX Rocket To Slam Into Moon At 5,400 MPH
There once was a rocket so high,
Its upper stage flew to the sky,
But with a great crash,
It made a moon dash,
On Wednesday, we bid it goodbye.
Justice Department Drops Criminal Case Against Ex-Olympian Charged With Damaging Reflecting Pool
There once was a pool with a flaw,
Installed by a contractor who saw,
The Justice Department said,
Their work left a pool dead,
Now they must follow the law.
FIFA Has Scrapped $20 Billion World Cup Sell-Off Plan, New York Post Reports
A proposal met with resistance quick,
Soccer ruling body was not slick.
European agency’s plan,
Faced a strict soccer ban,
Their business hopes took a bad lick.