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There once was a Fed quite bold,
If a rate hike it did withhold,
The White House’s sway,
Could its credibility sway,
In the market, its value could fold.

There once was a girl named Sunny,
Athletic, full of energy, quite funny,
She loved the girls so,
Even when napping, you know,
The former president found her sunny.

There once was a defense secretary
Who invited some folks to work out with glee
If you meet his standards
You’ll exercise in his yard
As reported by The Wall Street Journal, you’ll see

There once was a commentator, quite fine,
Who defended Macklemore in a line,
Against accusations of hate,
For his pro-Palestine state,
And briefly, he said it was fine.

There once was a Floyd musician
Who praised Macklemore’s disposition
But then there’s Sheeran
Who’s not worth comparin’
In doing the right thing, he’s missin’

There once was a Rep. named Beatty,
Who witnessed something quite shady,
She said with a groan,
“It’s the worst she’s ever known,”
In the Capitol, things were quite hasty.

There once was a man named Todd Blanche
Used a list during press briefing by chance
He acknowledged the aid
That the list had conveyed
At the White House, he took a stance

There once was a man named Warsh,
Who became the new bank chief in a flash,
With a unanimous vote,
He took over the boat,
And set sail with a powerful splash.

There once was a girl named Tomi,
Who thought morons should have the right to be,
But she’d point out their folly,
And make them feel quite jolly,
In the world of free speech, she’d decree.

There once was a niece of Kennedy
Who said Trump is as great as can be
He won’t stop until his name
Is forever linked to fame
As a president, we shall see.