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There once was a host who, quite sad,
Said, “I had no idea he’d be this bad.”
Late-night he’d roast,
But now he can boast,
This president’s making us all go mad.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose chances of winning were a dump.
He did all he could
To lose, as others would,
And his election hopes began to slump.

There once was a Fox News analyst named Hume,
Who warned of impending electoral doom,
He said it’s just killing,
For Trump and the GOP, chilling,
As the 2026 midterms loom.

There once was a president bold,
Whose tall tales were often retold,
He spun a yarn so sly,
With a twinkle in his eye,
But the truth remained untold.

There once was a report that revealed
Iran’s crimes, with the truth unconcealed
Against protesters they turned
Their violent actions spurned
Inhumane, their actions unhealed

There once was a man named Trump
Who claimed he’d make inflation jump
Kasie Hunt’s montage showed
All the times he bestowed
False promises, leaving us stumped

There once was a president bold,
Who swiftly changed what he’d been told.
He pulled a quick 180,
In the space of a jiffy,
Leaving many quite shocked and cold.

There once were two images that went round,
One blurry, the other clearly profound.
On social media they spread,
Causing comments to be said,
A mystery waiting to be found.

There once was a host named “Last Word”
Who saw what a president had ignored
In the midst of a war
The worst thing by far
A truth that could not be ignored

There once was a man named Vance
Who dropped a video by chance
He advised the GOP
To bring up Abdul El-Sayed, you see
If facing a “not that crazy” Dem dance