There once was a man named Trump
Criticism from Republicans, he did trump
Taxpayer-funded ads caused a fuss
Even his allies said it was unjust
For his actions, he faced a big thump
There once was a man who would spew
False statements, claiming they were true
His words were all lies
Despite many tries
He couldn’t fool me or you.
There once was a man so clever
Who didn’t see things getting any better
He felt quite dismayed
As troubles never strayed
But he knew he’d find a way to weather
There once was a screen legend so grand,
Who played the chair of the FCC, hand in hand.
Interrupting Kimmel with glee,
For an “inspection” to see,
Oh, what a stunt so unplanned.