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A bear in a tree met its fate,
When shot by his hunting mate,
It fell from the sky,
And caused quite a guy,
To suffer an untimely date.

There once was a person from the block
Exposed to a backyard flock
The first U.S. human case
Caused quite a trace
In limericks, this news will dock

There once was a bill that was proposed,
By Democrats who were quite composed,
They wanted to amend,
So the popular vote would send,
The president to the White House disclosed.

There once was a president-elect,
Who sought to prosecute with respect,
The former rep for the House,
Investigating the 2021 grouse,
In hopes justice would intersect.

There once was a man named Melham,
Who believed drones could bring some calm,
In search of radioactive stuff,
To keep us all safe, sure enough,
His idea may be a saving balm.

There once were some justices so keen,
hearing arguments on the screen,
about whether the law,
did restrict speech, oh what a flaw,
First Amendment rights they did preen.

There once was a chef named Andre Rush
Who said he’d improve Biden’s diet, no hush
He’d manipulate the food
To make it healthier and good
In the next administration, a culinary brush

There once was a star, quite bold,
In “Top Gun” he flew, we’re told,
As a Navy pilot so grand,
In sequels he’ll land,
In Maverick’s story, he’ll hold.

There once was a host who, in a rage,
Channeled Nicolas Cage on his stage.
With wild eyes and flair,
He imitated with care,
On “Tonight Show,” he set the page.