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There once was a prison, Dauphin County,
Where officials played games rather foully,
Cut power and heat,
To make inmates feel beat,
A lawsuit now seeks justice wholly.

There once was a man in Penn,
Whose capture was a big win,
At 26 years old,
He was quite bold,
Now his freedom is wearing thin.

There once was a secretary, quite merry,
Who spoke of aliens on “The Breakfast Club” telly.
With levity and charm,
He calmed fears of harm,
In the U.S., his words traveled far and free.

There once was a Judge, Mike Menahan,
Who ruled on a case with a plan,
He said with a grin,
Transgender’s not a sin,
It’s discrimination, clear as a fan.

There once was a QB on the field
Whose family rift was revealed
In a Netflix show
The tensions did grow
But his passes still soared, unconcealed

A woman from Hawaii, so distressed,
Missed her flight, found herself in a quest,
Los Angeles missed, to Mexico she pressed,
Still processing it all, feeling quite stressed,
Lost in transit, her journey detests.

There once was a man named Rex Heuermann,
Who pleaded not guilty, took a firm stand.
The newest charge he denied,
In court he defied,
But the truth would soon be at hand.

There once was a lawsuit from Gaza,
Claiming State Department’s faux pas,
Accusing they’d let Israel slide,
On U.S. laws meant to provide,
Justice for rights abuses, hurrah!

There once was a broadcaster so bold,
With talent and humor untold,
Said a colleague with glee,
“She’s unlike any I’ve seen”,
KOLD News 13’s charm, pure gold.

There once was a fighter named McGregor,
In talks with Ambani, a high power,
To fight a YouTuber,
Turned boxer, a trooper,
In the ring, they’ll clash, a grand spectacle.