Conservatives Flip Out Over 1 Of JD Vance’s First Moves As Vice President
There once was a question so sly
“Why?” was the word that did fly
On many a lip
It caused quite a trip
As they pondered the reason so high
There once was a question so sly
“Why?” was the word that did fly
On many a lip
It caused quite a trip
As they pondered the reason so high
There once was a late night host bold,
Who called out the president cold,
For threatening to withhold,
Disaster relief, we’re told,
From California, he’s been told.
A comic once made a proposition
That America lacks a tradition
Of immigration strategies
Just reactions and vagaries
A policy in perpetual transition
There once was a massive deportation,
The White House made it their fixation,
In history it’s the largest,
The plan they broadcast,
Leaving many in dire desolation.
Firefighters slowed the spread with their might,
A huge wildfire burning so bright,
In the mountains up north,
Where dangerous winds go forth,
Los Angeles now breathes a bit light.
There once was a group, so bold,
Who aimed to reduce Musk’s hold.
“No more buying his cars,”
They declared from afar,
Their message quite clear and so cold.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose anti-wind orders made a big jump.
But Joe Biden’s reform failed,
And the industry wailed,
As their hopes started to slump.
There once was an actor who said,
“Things are wild, but I’m not filled with dread.
There’s a silver lining,
To this emergency defining,
It’s not all gloom and doom like we are fed.”
There once was a lady with horses
Whose properties faced many courses
Reports came in, they were thin
With little food in their pins
She must provide water sources
We won’t back down, no hesitation,
Covering the new administration,
Your support we require,
To keep this fire,
Burning bright with determination.