There once was a doctor named Pernell
Who called out the White House with a yell
Their lack of understanding
On public health’s demanding
In response, the White House couldn’t quell
There once was a dispute over water,
Causing quite a stir, so it ought’er,
The move was made,
To try and evade,
Environmental problems, no longer sought’er.
There once was a man named Smith,
Who confronted Hannity with a swift,
For endorsing his mate,
To lead the Defense Department’s fate,
He railed against unqualified myth.
There once was a country so grand
Where jus soli was in high demand
Birthright citizenship prevailed
In the U.S., it never failed
In about 30 lands it did expand
There once was a leader named Milei
Who decided the WHO he’d defy
With differences profound
He withdrew from the ground
In Argentina he made his bold sway
There once was a man named Musk,
Who shared a video, a little too brusque,
Claiming a Democrat had broken the law,
But the truth was not what he saw,
And now he’s facing a backlash of dusk.
There once was a museum so grand,
With exhibits all covered by hand,
Brown paper did hide,
The displays inside,
A mistake, the staff did understand.
There once was a president who, with a lift,
Slammed the Chiefs star’s girlfriend, Taylor Swift,
On social media he’d shout,
“I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!” no doubt,
But his words just left everyone miffed.
After wildfires in L.A. did breed,
The award show brought solace indeed,
It was a healing balm,
In the midst of the harm,
A source of comfort for all in need.