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There once was some data so gory
From last week’s deadly crash, what a story
But the radar’s not all
Just a small little squall
More info is needed, the worry

There once was a scholar so coy,
Michael Burawoy, full of joy.
In Oakland one day,
He was taken away,
In a tragic hit-and-run ploy.

There once was a president who
Told a tale that just wasn’t true
Social media fact-checked
The story was wrecked
Tommy Tuberville and Mahomes were through

There once was a reporter named Desi
Who found covering Trump to be hazy
His ideas were so wild
She was left feeling riled
Swearing never again, he was crazy.

There once was a Late Show host so witty
Said Trump’s son may have acted quite gritty
In Italy he’d crossed the line
A potential legal sign
Late-night jokes about him are plenty

A group’s chair did declare
Against transfer of Palestinians with care
In Historic Palestine they’ll stay
Their rights we won’t take away
This idea we completely oppose, that’s fair

There once was a senator from Minnesota
Who mocked the president’s fans, oh what a blow
At the Press Club Foundation
He caused a sensation
At the Congressional Dinner, a big show

Many critics issued the same response,
Their opinions causing quite a ruckus,
Some loved it, some called it trash,
But one thing they could not surpass,
The film’s impact left them all in suspense.

There once was a host who did say,
That Trump’s scheme would never see day.
He predicted with glee,
It just couldn’t be,
And was certain it wouldn’t hold sway.

There once was a press secretary so gruff,
Whose gaffe made two words trend enough,
Online they did soar,
But caused a huge uproar,
In the Trump White House it was tough.