Law Professor Flags Trump ‘Doomsday Scenario’ That’ll Cause ‘Real Constitutional Crisis’

A lot of lawyers are worried about
The issues that are brewing, no doubt
Warned Goodman from NYU
They’ve got much to pursue
Legal battles they must sort out

Stephen Colbert Trolls Trump Administration With Some ‘Big News’ Of His Own

There once was a host of Late Show,
Whose fear of flying did show,
He may not take flight,
Anytime that’s in sight,
On the ground he will stay, we all know.

Tommy Tuberville’s Newsmax Rant Ends In Spectacular Facepalm Moment

There once was a senator from the right
Who defended Trump with all his might
But his efforts did backfire
And his judgment was dire
A self-own in plain sight, what a sight!

Jimmy Kimmel Nails The ‘Toughest’ Thing To Believe About Trump And Religion

There once was a host, late at night,
Who explored a Trump voter’s sight,
A mystery did unfold,
About votes that were bold,
Intriguing the host with insight.

Lawmaker Quits DOGE Caucus Live On TV With ‘Dynamite’ Slam Of Elon Musk

There once was a Rep. named Val Hoyle
Who condemned Trump’s billionaire foil
With an explosive metaphor bold
For his wealthy friend he scolded
In politics, she’s a force to be loyal.

Public Health Physician Schools Ex-RNC Spox With The ‘Hardcore Truth’ For Trump

There once was a doctor named Pernell
Who called out the White House with a yell
Their lack of understanding
On public health’s demanding
In response, the White House couldn’t quell

Indonesia Orders Halt Of Tourism Projects Linked To Donald Trump

There once was a dispute over water,
Causing quite a stir, so it ought’er,
The move was made,
To try and evade,
Environmental problems, no longer sought’er.

Woodstock Fast

Stephen A. Smith Disses Pete Hegseth’s Qualifications On Fox News, And Yikes

There once was a man named Smith,
Who confronted Hannity with a swift,
For endorsing his mate,
To lead the Defense Department’s fate,
He railed against unqualified myth.

Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Order Gets Put On Hold By Second Federal Judge

There once was a country so grand
Where jus soli was in high demand
Birthright citizenship prevailed
In the U.S., it never failed
In about 30 lands it did expand

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