There once was a man named Harry Enten
Who said Americans do not want in
The billionaire’s key role
In the Trump administration, it took its toll
For them, it was clearly a sin
There once was a president, bold and wise,
Who faced a major operation surprise.
He responded with grace,
In that challenging space,
A true leader in all of our eyes.
A comedian named Tapper
Said, “I won’t do it, I’m a naysayer.”
But he might give a bit
Though he’ll probably quit
His words were just comic caper.
There once was a show, “Late Night,”
Where montages showed a key slight.
They flagged a contradiction,
From the president’s rendition,
A limerick on TV’s spotlight.
There once was a man named Graff
Who declared the FBI’s a dead calf
Since Hoover’s demise
It’s all been lies
According to Graff’s own behalf
There once was a plan quite contrary,
To move Gaza’s folks, oh how scary!
The president’s notion,
Caused quite a commotion,
Rebuild by the US, how wary!
There once was a host from the show,
Who claimed the president would know,
The idea was his own,
And clearly was shown,
On “The Tonight Show” – not for show.
There once was a tragic collision,
Over the Potomac, a grave decision,
The footage was clear,
Of the crash we all fear,
67 lives lost, a sorrowful vision.
There once was a woman named Scarlett,
Who accused Gaiman with words quite barret.
She also sued his wife,
Adding to the strife,
In a legal battle they all met.
There once was a man named Rushdie,
Expected to take the stand, you see.
His words would be heard,
As the trial was stirred.
In court, the truth would run free.