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First Minister John Swinney did say,
Felines need to be kept at bay,
Experts advised to contain,
For local wildlife’s gain,
In hopes that the threat will then stay away.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who tried to sell a big lump,
Catherine Rampell said,
“He’s trying to spread,
The status quo as a victory, a chump.”

The Justice Department had decreed
That all agencies must heed
A court’s restraining order
Against the freeze, to reorder
Compliance is now the new seed.

There once were some Proud Boys so brazen,
Whose actions have left many gazin’.
Their logo and name,
Now comes with a claim,
Approval needed – a new phase in.

There once was a judge named Snyder
Who claimed he was no impartial provider
Thought all were guilty in court
So he cleverly did abort
His jury duty, a true legal insider

There once was a star from “Cheers”
Whose self-doubt caused many tears
Drinking a lot, self-loathing too
His estrangement grew and grew
Now he’s left with regrets and fears

There once was a suit that shed light
On fears of retribution, no slight
By President Trump
It caused quite a hump
In public, a legal firefight

There once was a man named Trump, so bold
Said he’d act if it was legally told
In the Oval Office he spoke
But his words soon provoked
In a heartbeat, his views were then sold

There once was a man named Trump
Whose orders made the nation jump
Musk’s DOGE in the mix
Made the balance to fix
Empowering the executive branch with a thump

There once were some unions in power,
Seeking to block an injunction they’d find sour.
They called it an ultimatum,
Illegal and full of hate ’em,
For federal workers, blocking the hour.