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There once was a person who claimed,
“That is sort of obvious,” he exclaimed.
But it wasn’t the case,
He was in a daze,
And the truth he had surely defamed.

Markets fell back into the red,
Despite Trump’s tariffs reversal, it’s said.
Good economic data
Didn’t help much, they say,
Investors are filled with dread.

There once was a Fox News host who claimed
That conservatives are more compassionate, it’s claimed
He cited a racist theory
Against his former president, dreary
But his argument was quickly defamed

There once was a GOP senator
Asked about Trump’s tariffs, oh dear
On Capitol Hill he did mull
Sudden reversal, a lull
His words brought a sense of fear

There once was a man named Trump,
Who kept TikTok negotiations a jump,
Trade policy pushed Beijing away,
But the deal remains in play,
Will they find common ground in the dump?

There once was a senator sly
Who called out a total, bold lie
The Trump admin’s claim
Was debunked, what a shame
By the SSA commissioner, oh my

There once was a man named Trump
Who thought he was in a stump
He spoke to McMaster
But it was a disaster
And realized he was a chump

There once was a man so twisted,
Whipped a woman with a belt, persisted.
A gun to her face,
In a violent embrace,
Now justice is what she insisted.

There once was a Trump nominee,
Expressing outrage quite stormily.
The country hit rock bottom,
On January 6th, we got ’em,
The memo just surfaced, you see.

There once was a man named Musk
Who left a project in the dust
OpenAI did well
Then Musk raised some hell
But success for them was a must