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A man named Trump made a claim,
Five men were accused of the blame,
For assaulting a jogger,
In Central Park logger,
But innocence was their true fame.

An attorney for plaintiffs did say
The high judgment in a bold display
Some of the largest damages ever in NY
In history now we can all say
A landmark ruling that’s here to stay

There once was a memo so brief,
From Rubio, the State Secretary chief,
Used by the government to try,
And deport Khalil on the fly,
But in court, it caused disbelief.

There once was a crash by the river,
Near Houston Street, it did shiver.
By the Holland Tunnel’s might,
An accident in sight,
But all ended well, thank the giver.

There once was a secretary of health
Who launched a study, so they say
Led by a vaccine skeptic, it’s told
His forecast is bold
But some may scoff and call it a stealth

There once were two jets in the air,
With Congress folk heading back where,
No one was hurt,
In this close call alert,
A lucky escape from despair.

There once was a grad from Dartmouth,
Crashed on a trail with great warmth,
At Palisades Tahoe he fell,
Injuries multiple, oh well,
Now recovery sets the path forth.

There once was a penguin on a chopper,
No one knew why, not even a copper,
Social media had a blast,
Said it was revenge at last,
Against Trump and his trade tariff stopper.

There once was a man from El Salvador,
Sent to prison by Trump’s error.
They admitted the mistake,
But it was too late,
Now poor Kilmar’s fate is forever in horror.

There once was a woman named McMahon,
Who talked about “A1” with no shame.
Artificial intelligence she’d tout,
As the steak sauce she’d spout,
In her speech, it became her main claim.